so this past week I reached 200 days being clean and I’m honestly so proud of myself, no matter what anybody says. I just needed to get that out because I had nobody to tell physically.
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
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Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
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how much do friends cost
too expensive
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Normal :
Talking to you :
Seeing you with someone else:
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tumblr didn’t make me question my sexuality, if anything it’s confirmed my sexuality, which is i want to bang every person i think is hot
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If you see this, Reblog it. This is a tribute to all the teenagers who took their own lives. RIP.
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A list of things that do not offend people
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omg
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When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
it sinks it’s fucking full of blood what do you expect it to do perform acrobatics like fucking shamu
oH My GO D
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when i was like 12 i used to post a lot of photos on flickr and i posted a photo of my friend and somebody commented and said she was ugly and i wanted to make them feel bad so i said that my friend was dead and that was really disrespectful of them and then i forgot i said that and posted a photo with that same girl a month later and somebody commented “i thought she was dead” and i panicked and deleted all of my photos
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This tree makes の sense.
get the fuck out of here you clever little shit
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SO WE MADE A HARLEM SHAKE
I LOVE THE HARLEM SHAKE VIDEOS OMG
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